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Monday, October 11, 2004
Red Bull.....is bullcrap because it definately does not give you wings.
"oh dear, I uh think i've caught ericitis." lmao...
Well, in order to be cool I guess I should proclaim my life is ending, mack on every living thing that walks (preferably guys), feel the need to hug everyone and act as if they all love me dearly and think that I'm so freakin awesome, even though they hate me, ramble on..and on...and on about how everyone loves me and how "i just dont know what to do" and how "i'm so torn", walk around like some poop face with my boobs stuck out so far that they're a hazard to society, and last but not least... because a stuck up snobby cow.
RED BULL.... okay first of all it tastes okay but it makes me sick along with my eric buddy. It doesnt give me wings...if I had any it's make it feel like theyve been ripped off, lol. I chugged one friday night and Eric drank like one or two. And starbucks double shot smells and tastes like poo. lol I do not reccomend them.
I saw this in Megs livejournal and I thought it was pretty funny....
101 Rules of Hardcore
1) Be tough at all times.
2) Never cheer after a show, only clap.
3) Be open minded in a "punch people" kind of way
4) Only the good hardcore bands have names that are sentences with bad grammar. Boy Hits Car, Boy Sets Fire, Skycamefalling, Boy Sets Car-fire.
5) Ankles are tough so bring your socks down into your shoes so we can see them.
6) Tattoos are tough especially when they are on your calves. See Rule 5 on how to see said tattoo more clearly.
7) Wear your hoody in the mosh pit because sweating like a wild pig makes you look tough.
8) Don't admit you listen to heavy metal.
9) (Exception to rule Only admit you listen to heavy metal if you think it is ironic and you wear 80's cheese metal shirts.
10) Be a non-conformist, just like all your friends.
11) Practice hardcore dancing in front of your mirror and then try them out the next time Atreyu comes to town.
12) A hardcore band is only original if you call it something-core. Example Screamcore, emocore, Screamocore, mathcore, or Medio-core.
13) Remember, it's fun to punch and kick kung fu style.
14) Keep it in the do-jo.
15) Real hardcore fans are called kids.
16) Complain how hardcore bands are playing with metal bands at all costs!
17) Have your own zine, website, production company or be in a band. Claim you are friends with the singer from Shai Hulud.
18) Tell people you work in the music industry.
19) More Ankles people!
20) Embrace everybody in the scene except for those people who are not you.
21) Refer to bands as old school or new school then act tough again.
22) Pretend that you get Dillinger Escape plan.
23) Shop at second hand stores and then go buy expensive shoes.
24) Beat people up and then go to bible study class.
25) Smoking and drinking and having sex before marriage is too trendy. Real hardcore tough guys abstain.
26) Whatever you do, don't let the singer on stage ever sing in the mic. Make sure you grab it from him and sing in it yourself, after all, you do a better job singing then him. It's a wonder they didn't put you on the album.
27) Start your own hardcore band.
28) Have your logo resemble some random 80's product for nostalgia.
29) Talk about the scene any chance you get. Say as many obscure hardcore bands from NJ as possible.
30) If you are shy start an emo band so you don't have to look at the audience.
31) People who know more bands than you are better than you.
32) Add the Letter X before and after important words. XhardcorekidX XmoshfuckX
33) Never say "Did you hear the new Strung Out?" Unless you are attempting to be funny in which case stop it because hardcore kids are tough not funny.
34) It's merch not Merchandise.
35) Hardcore girls must wear head bands at all times.
36) Stretch your ears out to look more intimidating.
37) The bigger you stretch you ears out the more hardcore you are.
38) Your ear should be stretched out enough to accommodate a block of wood, a hubcap or a penis.
39) People in the front row are best used as a ladder/staircase to reach your goal... steal the mic away from the singer.
40) When people ask you if you like a band always say "I only like the old stuff" or "I haven't really gotten into the new stuff."
41) Buy all of that bands merch.
42) Wear your new merch at the next hardcore show.
43) Repeat steps 41 and 42
44) If you have to wear glasses make sure they are thick, black framed ones.
45) Don't tell anybody but make sure you try on your new vintage clothes and stud belt before heading out to see Poison the well.
46) Never admit you don't like Hatebreed and go see them live 12 times a year.
47) Complain that they are playing with Slayer but don't admit you actually like Slayer.
48) Complain at all costs.
49) Tag team hardcore dancing is cool
50) Real hardcore kids are really struggling photographers.
51) You don't go to hardcore concerts, you go to hardcore shows. BIG difference.
52) Name your hardcore dance moves things like "The mother fuck" or "kick that guys ass move" or better yet... stay home and cry.
53) Protect your body from swinging limbs by sacrificing your two arms.
54) Scream about love.
55) All age venues are important so you are not tempted to drink.
56) Claim you know a guy who knows a guy whose best friend was standing next to the guy who got his ass kicked during Converge. Bash the hardcore scene and then go see The Get Up Kids.
57) Anytime somebody mentions a band always say you know somebody in the band.
58) Wear your pins with honour! Shai Hulud, American Nightmare, Minor Threat and the purple heart of valour.
59) Velcro shoes are cool.
60) Don't admit that you have a crush on the singer from Walls of Jericho. If somebody asks, say you respect her as a musician only.
61) Your band name should contain one of the following words: Blood, Murder, Kill, Victim and butterfly.
62) Print your band name as if it was on a bad printing press. Actual graphics are for posers.
63) Sleep on a portrait painted prettier then everyone.
64) 100 bands from around the world to play in your city. All of them are the world's best hardcore bands. Every label represented, every hardcore genre present. The venue is the best all-ages venue in the world. Tickets are $1.00. It is your job to go around saying the festival should be free.
65) Record producers must make sure to pump the mid because mid is tough.
66) Re-issue your demos after every album.
67) When the band starts playing everybody join hands and make a big circle so we can watch the big kids play.
68) Crying on stage makes you a professional.
69) Complain some more.
70) Album covers must be made at home on Photoshop by your good friend.
71) If you are from New York NEVER smile in a promo pic. In fact always try to cross your arms and look into the camera as if you are going to beat up whom ever is looking.
72) If you are from New Jersey NEVER smile in a promo pic either. In fact try to look like you just lost your girl friend to the hardcore band from New York.
73) Never admit that Emo is Country music lyrics mixed with pop rock riffs and marketed by 17 year olds trying to make their friend be the next Dashboard Confessional.
74) American Idol is your worst enemy. (But you voted for Ruben)
75) You can get away with glitter on your face as long as your stretched ear plugs are clear.
76) Fuck beer, Got breast milk?
77) Bandanas are cool.
78) Bandanas with big X on them are cooler.
79) Bandanas with big X on them were cool last week you poser.
80) Your best friend is a guy named XattackX from Jersey who you chat with on MSN everyday. He is coming to see you one day. Really.
81) Chunky breakdowns in your songs are original and you should continue to do them despite every other band doing them which is clearly a rip off of your band.
82) Judge other bands and always compare them to the socio-cultural effects of the band Integrity.
83) Look up Socio-cultural in the dictionary and then get offended.
84) Green Day is the real reason you are still alive.
85) Describe your group of friends as "the scene" and then watch bootlegs of last weeks
86) Obey the laws of the hardcore scene or forever be banished from the circle.
87) When somebody asks you what is hardcore respond with "I am hardcore" then punch somebody in the face for looking at you wrong.
88) Keep punching
89) Kick a little too
90) Punch
91) Add a threat about their mother for good measure.
92) Pretend you won the fight then pickup your dismembered left arm.
93) You are wearing the same thing as the 40-year old gas pump attendant but for some strange mystical reason you are cooler than he is.
94) Tell everybody that Trustkill Records are too trendy.
95) Did you stop acting tough? I saw you hug that teddy bear.
96) Pierce you tits and tattoo your body.
97) Straight bangs means straight-edge
98) Being vegan means you can't swallow sperm.
99) When in doubt Mock everything
100) Take everything personally.
101) Assume this list is about you
lol I thought that was pretty entertaining.
M1CH3LL3 . 4NN4 . R4TCL1FF3
Posted at 07:14 pm by iamAmongoose
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Sunday, October 10, 2004
I learn something new everyday. Like...I should think and straighten out my priorities much faster than I have been doing it. I've been making some really bad judgements and decisions lately. My priorities were all messed up and what I thought was best really wasnt. Now that i've realized what I want...what I need to do to fix things, and how things should be...it's really too late for any of that. I guess it's just payback and a learned lesson for me....which sucks and hurts.
Posted at 06:18 pm by iamAmongoose
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Woah...way too much goin gon in the past two days for me to take a handle of.....
Alright. first of all, WE WON the football game friday, it was soo awesome. Not only did we make a comeback within the last 58 seconds of the game...we made the touchdown AT 44.4 seconds.... I told eric buddy that since number 44 was playing that we were going to win, despite the fact that we had 58 seconds left....he shouldnt've doubted me. I was sooo happy :-)
Okay and now for yesterday...
Yesterday together was crazy let alone everything else that went wrong. I met kristen at 619 around 2:30 and from there we went to her house, she fixed my hair all pretty.. I did have an appointment, but I cancelled it because earlier I was set on not going but then I changed my mind.. so she fixed my hair and it was beautiful..shes not the best hair stylist when it comes to safety..given that she dropped the curling iron on me and both of us nearly tripped and fell...but in the end it all worked out, haha. Then we did our make up...got our dresses on and headed over to brittany olivers for pictures :) It was me, kristen, jamie h., lindsey t, and jordan w. and we were all pretty :-) so we took pictures and we stopped by jamie's g-ma's for pictures...there her aunt or someone gave us all like really nice and pretty bracelsets to wear, that was really sweet, and then we departed for Blackwater Cafe. We got there and we were looking at them menus and everything there is like really expensive and pretty much all seafood. hmm. haha. Most all of us got chicken parmiganian (thats how it was spelled) and a salad. So that came out to be like 23 dollars. lol...and it wasnt even all that good, but thats besides the point I guess. We all had a load of fun. Then we got there..and the rest of the dance was fun i guess. I mean it was boring, but we made it fun. All I have to say is that I was the best dancer in the circle of white kids that cant dance, lol. Afterwards we had to jumpstart matt's car..so we chilled at mcdonalds...which was fun too. Right around here is when everything started to go downhill. Okay maleena and I were supposed to go to this party.....well her parents called and said we couldnt go because of curfew....but it was extened but they didnt believe her...soooo the original plan was...we would leave the dance...go to her hourse..change...go to the party..come home around 3. It's okay that we didnt go to the party...but we were supposed to look after kelly and she was supposed to be with us. Well she left early and went on to the party and we werent allowed to go pick her up...maleenas mom wanted to pick her up and that would mean we would be in deep... so we just left her ther and was going to pick her up in the morning. Well this morning around 9 kellys mom called maleena's cell phone...whoever gave her the number should die....and maleena thought it was one of her friends so she told her that kelly went to the part and was down there...after that we realized it was kelly's mom, so we were like oh shit. So were like racing down there to find her and shes not there and right when we were leaving...we see RL coming....so we get kelly in the car and we race to get the saturn so we can meet kelly's mom and 40 west. We get there and now megans mom is looking for her so we have to take the parents to where the party was and was still being held to get get megan. We were so scared that we were going to get in trouble, not sure how because maleena and I didnt do anything, but we were supposed to be responsible for kelly but I mean we cant do anything about it if she leaves. So like charlie told me she left and here I am freaking out the whole rest of the dance because I had a feeling we werent going to the party. And I'm glad we didnt go to the party...I'm not really into all that crap and wasnt really into to going to the party anyways like all in all I really think that pot is the most stupidest thing anyone can do and the more I think about it the more somepeople make me mad.... it's like pot comes first regardless of who it hurst or anything..but thats only if it gets serious, so it all worked out and everyone is okay. Maleena and I were so pissed last night I guess were just mad in general...specifically at kelly and RL I guess. But it's all over now :-)
After all that mess we went to bojangles and stopped and looked at movie times at the eagle cinema.. and there we saw meggy :-) that made me really happy...after that we went to barnes and noble and we both bought Stephen King's Night shift and frappushinos and one big cookie :-)
NOW i'm extremely tired.... tomorrow i'm going to be dead at school... blah but over all it was fun :)
M1CH3LL3 . 4NN4 . R4TCL1FF3
Posted at 03:37 pm by iamAmongoose
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Tuesday, September 28, 2004
Well, yet again. I typed up a beautiful, long, informative entry, but in a frantic hurry, I navigated away from it, losing my entire entry, because I though my mom was coming. I love love how dumb I can be sometimes, not really. Yeah- just to summarize what I typed before.... I havent updated that much/any at all because I havent had anytime. It's that time of the year when band and school is about it..along with my internet explorer being a total and complete bitch...both together is a deadly combination..I finally bought a homecoming dress with so so shoes....ect.
Yes, I somehow mad that into a long paragraph..... it's the boredom. So now that i've summed all that up, something just came to mind that I think is important. I, and this is just my personal opinion on how things should be, I really dont appreciate it and this it is necessary to constantly blame/yell/accuse someone of doing something that they honestly didnt do. Why do it? it's just a waste of time and your just simply assulting their intelligence by pretty much treating them like a five year old. Which also goes into something else. I really dont like being treated like a 5 year old. Not to even set a particular age, I dont like to be treated like i'm dumb, or like I know nothing at all and that I'm completely clueless of my surroundings. I like to play around and stuff, it's fun and I think it's better than being a sore ass all the time. I just dont like it when i'm not respect at all and people think they need to treat me like i'm the stupidest person on earth. It's kind of funny because at the same time as i'm wanting to just tell them to shut the hell up- i'm also thinking...what are they doing??? Are they trying to make a point? Ugh. I'm really not as stupid as people think, or apparently as people insinuate that i am. Just think of it this way, If i can think of more than 10 people dumber than i am, then I'm not that stupid- so dont treat me like I am :-)
Ooooh, and my lest entry. I guess I should have explained it. I'm not satanic or anything, lol. Part of it was fromm comedy central, and the other kind of went along with it. SO no worries. lol
I guess thats about it! I'll update again, sometime....you know, within this month. haha.
" Dont be SADDISH, eat a RADDISH! "
[speedy and skippy]
M1CH3LL3 . 4NN4 . R4TCL1FF3
Posted at 08:59 pm by iamAmongoose
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Saturday, September 25, 2004
..and i looked upon this vacent plane of black and realized there is nothing. i will create life. i closed my eyes and begun to will everything into existence. i could feel the energy being sucked from my soul. lower and lower it goes, i'll give it all to create, to create everything, to create life. i am everything, i am nothing, i am black, i am white, i am good, i am evil, i am interesting, i am dull, i am beautiful, i am ugly. i am i and now i am you, i am him and i am her, i am planets and i am space, i am infinite, i am zero, I am god..
"it took me 8 months to kill god...that was THE best 64 dollars I have ever spent."
Posted at 05:45 pm by iamAmongoose
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Friday, September 17, 2004
from laughing so damn much....
shellannabannana: he's a cereal killer
shellannabannana: like a band cereal killer
SanAnFAN21: hhahahahahahahahahaha
SanAnFAN21: CEREAL KILLER
SanAnFAN21: not SERIEL..but CEREAL
shellannabannana: he's going to lash out the sword of his deathly victory
shellannabannana: all I know is that I'm definately bringing pepper scray to church
shellannabannana: hahahahahhaa
shellannabannana: you know...since it's now church
SanAnFAN21: lol so i guess that makes batman the holy ghost?
SanAnFAN21: *drops to knees and praises the holy ghost*
shellannabannana: eww does that mean big and ereckt
SanAnFAN21: rotflmmfao
SanAnFAN21: he's a pediphile damnit
shellannabannana: whaasssa peidphile?
shellannabannana: *pediphile
SanAnFAN21: man who likes juveniles
SanAnFAN21: or not necessarily man
shellannabannana: or paydeefyle
SanAnFAN21: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaa
SanAnFAN21: yeah! that's it! paydeefyle's of amaydicah!
shellannabannana: hahahaha
shellannabannana: no the yooniyted staytes of amaydicah
SanAnFAN21: <---a scared amaydican
shellannabannana: my cheeks hurt
SanAnFAN21: :-)
shellannabannana: my face
shellannabannana: cheeks
SanAnFAN21: yeah your face should hurt...:-P
shellannabannana: from laughing at yours
haha so funny.
anyway- it's been a WHILE since I have last updated. sorry to all my fans out there... HA. yeah. SO theres a great deal to write about...and unfortunately....i'm to lazy to do it right now...but that just gives you a motive to read tomorrows entry right? exactly :-)
tomorrows entry will include....
percy sledge
rain
maleena
my past week
sexual preference jokes..
and more ;-)
M.1.C.H.3.L.L.3 . 4.N.N.4 . R.4.T.C.L.1.F.F.3
Posted at 10:16 pm by iamAmongoose
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Monday, September 06, 2004
A random thought from me that could be useful to the everyday person:
I really do hate it when people are constantly nagging at me, persistant in annoying situations, pressuring me, yelling at me, constantly worrying about me like i cant help myself, ect. I mean really, I dont even see a purpose in it, so why do it? I can take it for a while, but then after that it seems like it's going to go on and on forever and it will never stop. It makes me feel like I'm a 3 month old. I hate the sense of feeling that i'm constantly pressured and that i'm enclosed in something. I really do hate it. I hate it when people talk about the same thing over and over again. Like how they're nobodys and will never be nothing. I know i'm negative at times, but I try not to be that negative. I hate it when people I guess "suck up" to you, or try to show off just to impress. It's one of the most annoying and obvious things. So here's some daily tips for you:
* Dont try and be something that you are most definately not. You shine the most when you are happy being yourself.
* Stop being so damn negative...trust me, life itsnt as bad as you make it our to be.
* Dont push people, there's no real and sophisticated reason for it, so dont do it. Use the time inyour life wisely, dont waste it on ruining someone else's day.
* Dont be so worrysome about people and dont live your life for one person and one person only. Life is a valuable thing and sometimes the people in it arent as extrodinary and great as you make them out to be. So treat yourself sometimes, dont always do good things for others because then you'll be left with nothing.
We have school tomorrow again, pfft. I'm just dreading the unit tests tomorrow and wednesday.
According to kristen, tomorrow is going to be a one-of-a kind day. haha, i'm very excited. I cant exactly say what it is now, but i'll put at least how it went wednesday or so. :-)
i dont know if I have a cold or what, but all I kno is that my throat is pretty swollen. Just the left side though, so it really sucks to swallow or anything. It's a mix of pain, swollen, and itchyness. So it all comes out to be blah.
Posted at 07:38 pm by iamAmongoose
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Sunday, September 05, 2004
Haha here's your weekly update :-)
I went to Erin's birthday party on friday. It was really fun, I didnt get hurt although I did trip and fall going into the kitchen from the washroom, there IS a step there and i'm too short for my pants, that was a horrible combination. Then kristen tried to teach sara and I how to swim...HAHAHAHA. good try, nah we did pretty well and i'm doing a whole lot better. Taylor and Allyson have the sutest syncronized swimming thing..it's a mix between a blast from the past kind of dance with some ghetto soul in it. Especially in diving suits..haha. Then we called countless people during the late night hourr..I like the idea of not having to dial the area code when calling someone, I was so amazed. And then what else...oh yeah, Kristen and I learned the Thriller dance off of 13 going on 30. Well we attemted, we ot the head thing down pat and the claps, oh well, it was still h-o-double T.
I hate it when you order something off of the internet and it takes for ever to come. I ordered The Ben Folds dvd and it still hasnt come, it's been about two weeks or so. It was supposed to come today, actually it was supposed to come 3 days ago, but obviously that didnt work out. pfft.
Yeah, so steph and I decided...I'm a box of fruit loops for halloween. haha, thats going to be exciting.
I've also officially decided that I am indeed going to homecoming this year...someone to go with or not I guess i'm going. Which means i'll have to eventully get a dress and all of that exciting stuff... :-/
I havent talked to maleena in a while, which sucks. Damn school, see this is all it does, lol. I dont see her but like 3 min in the morning, and we really need our time in because we're both always so busy. Thats why I loved my summer because I got to hang out with her some and it was fun but now everything is back to normal. Plus she doesnt ave her cell anymore, lol. All of our sense of communication is gone hahah. Oh well, I think we have lunch together next semester, so that'll be exciting.
Posted at 09:06 pm by iamAmongoose
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Wednesday, September 01, 2004
actually...let me edit this.. I do mind :-)........ :-/
now on the the good stuff:
life is pretty good right now! I'm doing awesome in spanish 3, which is crazy since i had a horrible time in spanish 2. I'm really happy about that, I need to work on writing out sentences lol...but everything else is pretty understanding. Not bragging or anything but I've gotten A's on all my tests thus far..whic again..is awesome compared to me failing spanish 2 before.. (by the grace of god and extra credit along with a fairly kind of easy exam i ended up with an A...not sure how that happened but I'm not complaining) SO yeah. ALl my other classes are okay, Theory is so awesome because of PENELOPE! lol he and her get massive cramps in there from laughing...she has to lean foward a lot....hahaha. (it's one of those penelope pinata moments)...Algebra 2 is alright, it's so easy. I get easily bored, and caitlin knows what I like to draw and write when i got/get bored, lol. eek! Biology is fun and easy, I mostly talk to Jessica and Ashley the whole time, making fun of them calling them, me and crystal the RETARDED corner..or the LD club. haha, and what else do I have...thats all of my classes..so I guess my schedule isnt all that bad, but it being school doesnt make it as much fun as it would be if it werent school...? haha yeah.
thats about it. not much of an entry huh? haha one of these days I'll have a more interesting and enthusiastic entry, maybe friday? I'm s'posed to go to erins house for her bee-day partay...which was earlier this year? yeah what ever toots her flute! maybe I should do that, have a birthday party in december since my birthday is in July and I see no one...and this year everyone was gone, haha. Stupid vacations!
i'll update again later..sometime. :-) :-/
Posted at 09:25 pm by iamAmongoose
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Saturday, August 28, 2004
Why is it when I try to push things foward...they just slide back
Light up, Light up
As if you have a choice
Even if you cannot hear my voice
I'll be right beside you dear
I love that song, i'll have to find the music code for that and put it on here :-)
Impecable? pfft.
why is everything so confusing?
Posted at 09:30 pm by iamAmongoose
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Welcome
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Michelle's Blog You are visitor #
The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.
Who am I?Michelle's current mood is
Name: I'm Michelle
Location: Virginia, United States
Birthday: July 9th
Man or a Gal: Definately a female
Interests: Music, Poetry, Art, ATV, Web Design, France, Travel,
Basketball, Soccer, Having a kick ass time
Expertise: hah, um none :-) I s'pose it would
be being there for people..an easy talker, or being a good friend...
Occupation: student
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